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You can always tell a really good idea by the enemies it makes. --Programmers' axiom

Everything always takes twice as long and costs four times as much as you planned. --Programmers' axiom

It's never the technical stuff that gets you in trouble, it's the personalities and the politics. --Programmers' saying

Living with a programmer is easy. All you need is the patience of a saint. --Programmers' spouses' saying

Applications programming is a race between software engineers, who strive to produce idiot-proof programs, and the Universe which strives to produce bigger idiots. --Software engineers' saying

So far the Universe is winning. --Applications programmers' saying

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with an idea. --Computer saying

You can't do just one thing. --Campbell's Law of everything

Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate. --Murphy's law #1024

...and sometimes the real trick is telling the difference. --Murphy's law #1024a

Whenever you use a jump, be sure of your destination address. --Programmers' saying

If you eat a live toad first thing in the morning, nothing worse will happen all day long. --California saying

To you or the toad? --Niven's restatement of California saying

...well, most of the time, anyway. --Programmers' caveat to Niven's restatement of California saying

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