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This has been floating around the email system here. I don't know where it came from or how old it is: [Ed: Original Author: Michael Vinson, mjv1@midway.uchicago.edu]
Chapter 1. Introduction...2
How to Use this Book...2
How to Get Help...3
Book Organization...5
Conventions Used...43
Chapter 2. Getting Started...76
Chapter 2 Layout...76
How Chapter 2 Differs from Chapter 1...88
How to use the Rainbow On/Off Switch...94
Using the "Return" key...112
What To Do Next...120
Chapter 3. Using the User's Guide...143
How to Use Chapter 3...143
Detailed Description of Chapter 3...165
Why Chapter 3 Is So Important...185
How To Get Help Using Chapter 3...190
Summary of Chapter 3...192
What To Do Next...195
Chapter 4. Advanced User...202
Intended Reader...202
What To Do Next...202
Appendix A. Using a Book...203
Index...302
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In this chapter, you will read an introduction. It also provides some practical experience in using a book. If you are unfamiliar with the use of a book, refer to Appendix A, "Using a Book."
To use this book, you must begin by doing the following:
1. Buy the Advanced User's Guide to The Rainbow PC100 User's Guide, DEC part number G45-435600123-TRY09879-34563-2-122. Remove the Guide from its box. This is most easily done by a) opening the box, b) grasping the Guide with your right hand, and c) pulling the Guide from the box.
3. Turn to Chapter 1, page 2. Look for the place that says, "4. Begin reading...."
4. Begin reading. Complete details on how to read may be found in any Elementary School education.
If at any time you need assistance with this Guide call the DEC help number. Complete details on how to use a telephone to call DEC may be found in the manual "How To Use a Telephone to Call DEC."
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