It seems that God was tired, and wanted to take a vacation. However, being everywhere at once, it was a little difficult for him to decide on where to go. So, he called the Archangel Gabriel in on the carpet...
GOD: Gabe, I've got a problem, and I was hoping you could help me out.
GABRIEL: I'll try lord.
GOD: Well, I need a vacation, and I can't decide where I should go, and I was hoping that you could give me some suggestions.
( Gabriel thinks intently for a few seconds,...)
GABRIEL: How about Mercury? That's a nice place.
GOD: Nope, too hot. It takes all night to get over the sun-burn you got during the day.
( Gabriel thinks a little longer.....)
GABRIEL: Hmmmm,.... Well, how about Mars?
GOD: Nope, Mars is too much of a party place. All that whooping and hollering, I never get any rest when I go there.
( Gabriel is starting to get a little desperate by this time....)
GABRIEL: Well, how about Earth?
GOD: NO!! No Way!! The last time I went there, I got this little Jewish girl pregnant, and I haven't heard the end of that yet!