A woman was talking to her friend "over the fence" when she noticed her husband coming home carrying a bunch of flowers.
Her friend said, "Isn't that nice, he's bringing you flowers."
The woman said, "Great - that means another weekend flat on my back with my feet up in the air!"
The friend said, "What's the matter, don't you have a vase?"
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