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Majorly F*cked (Linsel, Master of Lemur Magic)
(smirk, swearing)

            by Linsel Greene -

Archaeology - "This is where the Mayans got Fucked up."

Physics - "The bigger it is, the more you get Fucked up when it hits you."
       or "For every Fuck up, there is an equal and opposite Fuck up."

International Affairs - "Let's Fuck those people up!"

Chemistry - "Let's find new ways to Fuck people up."

Biology - "Have you seen Whales Fuck?  It is Fucked up!"

Sociology - "And this is why we are all so Fucked up."

Anthropology - "We inherited our fucked-upness from the monkeys."

Gender Studies - "A male dominant society is what Fucked us up."

Philosophy - "What does it mean to be Fucked up?"

Education - "Class...can you say 'Fucked Up?'" 

Economics - "We can only Fuck up so much before we run out of funding."

Communications - "This is a Docu-drama about me being Fucked up."

Art - "I was seriously Fucked up when I drew this"

Theatre - "The blocking on this scene is All Fucked up."
      or  "To Fuck or Not to Fuck...that is the Question."

Phys Ed - "Coach, were getting Fucked up out there!"

Foreign Language - "There are an lot of ways to say how Fucked up this is." 

Music - "Ever heard Stravinsky's 'The Rite of Spring'?  Damn it's Fucked up!"

Computer Science - "That's not a Fuck up, it's a feature."

History - "So that's how we got so Fucked up."

Religion - "If you are Fucked up, it is because you have sinned."
        or "God is watching, so don't Fuck up!"

Political Science - "Forget Fucked up!  Let's Fuck Them Over!"

English - "Up was the direction in which I was Fucked." 

Math - "This just doesn't Fucking add up!"

Engineering - "Oh great...NOW what has Fucked up?"

Pre-Law - "Did you know it was illegal to get Fucked up in Georgia?"

Pre-Med - "I have to spend how many Fucking years here!?"

Psychology - "Man!  You are REALLY FUCKED UP!"

(From the "Rest" of RHF)

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