Heard this on the new Comedy Channel Daily Show with Craig Kilborn: One out of five people taking part in the testing of the new fat substitute Olestra has complained of intense abdominal pain and unexpected diarrhea, or as the Olestra people like to call it, "anal leakage." In any case, manufacturers of Olestra aren't panicking. They're just considering a new slogan: "Olestra. You're sitting in it."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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