Some friends and I were sitting around the table eating lunch when we had the following conversation. David: Did you know that our company policy explicitly states, that if you die, they will notify you? Me: Who are they going to get to call you? Madame FiFi? And if they did call, I'd think you were going to be quite busy. I mean, either you are going to be tied up with whips and chains <pause for thought> or you'll be in Hell.
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