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The Grateful Commuter

roy547@netcom.com (Roy Trumbull)
(topical, smirk)

Shortly after World War II, the greedheads prevailed and the
last cemetery in the City and County of San Francisco was
dug up and moved south to Colma with the rest of them.

The Bay Area Rapid Transit System (BART) just extended
service to Colma. As yet no one has erected a sign to proclaim:
"If you were dead, you'd be home now."

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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