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Rent to own? (Phil Ryals)
(smirk, sexual, swearing, offense=women)

[true story, punchline courtesy of Steve Ells]

As an aircraft owner, I recently got to experience one of the true joys of
airplane ownership:  buying an engine overhaul.  Overhauling an aircraft
engine costs (for a single) about a quarter of the airplane's worth.

When I went to the shop where they were completing reinstallation of the
newly overhauled engine I remarked to an on-looker that I had finally
learned what holds airplanes up in the air--it's money.  He replied that he
had had the same experience with boats: the proverbial wood-lined hole in
the water into which you throw money.

At this point the mechanic, with a twinkle in his eye, said, "I don't know;
but I was always told that if it flies, floats, or fucks, it's cheaper to

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