Source: Unknown The Lord gets up one day and decides it's time to make human sexuality. He calls his assistant Jocko and asks him to bring a large bowl over to the ingredient workbench. He then begins the recipe. In goes a healthy portion of lust, some friendship, understanding, and a little bit of loneliness. Finally, he adds love and the mixture is ready for the final touches. He tells Jocko " Go into the back room and bring me five of the most sensitive nerve endings we have." Jocko's eyes open wide in astonishment and with obvious fear and respect stutters " Ah, sir. You know that I never question anything you do. After all, you are the Lord. But are you sure that human beings can handle that much sensitivity ? Remember, we only put two sensitive nerves in the fingers, and only three under the arms. " The Lord looks down at his little helper and replies "Jocko, I know what I'm doing. In fact, make it ten. I think I'd like to hear my name said out loud once in a while."
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