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Future Pulitzer Winner

tjw@garg.campbell.ca.us (Tod Weitzel)
The Land of Garg
(smirk)

    I'm the typist for the school newspaper, (all the writers are eighth 
graders) and I stumbled on this STUPID editorial that was so badly 
written it was funny. It was about bieng against the styrofoam plates 
avalible in the cafeteria.
    I didn't know:
1) "Striefoam" plates are made of toxic "Waiste."
2) The plates stay in landfills for one hundred thousand billion years.
3) The toxic waiste flows into the ocean, where we get all our drinking 
water...

I don't want to name names (sorry Erin Lindsay =) ) but I'd hate to see 
this person's grades in science and english...

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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