My project-mate Neil told me this a week ago and I nearly died laughing (Topical in NZ, dunno about you guys elsewhere) A man barges into the railway station reservation counter and demands a ticket to Jeopardy. The clerk looks at him and says "Sorry sir. There is no such place called Jeopardy in New Zealand." The man looks obviously disturbed, but he insists - "You gotta be kidding mate, I just heard on the radio that there were 500 jobs in jeopardy."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)