Heard from a friend here in Ames... What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit? "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!" [This is a play on an old ad for Trix cereal. The cartoon rabbit keeps trying to eat the Trix and the children always outsmart him, and tease him with the rejoinder: Silly rabbit! Trix are for kids!]
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