Told to me by a friend, could be offensive to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle fans. Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson decided that to cement their relationship they would get to know each other more intimately. They have a nice dinner, some conversation, then retreat to the bedroom. Pretty soon, the clothes are off and Watson is on all fours on the bed when Holmes picks up a lemon merangue pie he'd brought in from the kitchen and smashes it into Watson's naked butt. "What'd you do that for, my friend?" exclaimed Watson. "Lemon entry, my dear Watson, lemon entry!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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