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More Seminars for Women (John Hunley)
(chuckle, sexual)

[Editor's note: this one is DIFFERENT!]

In response to the seminar offerings by the female staff, the male staff has created a set of courses for females of all marital status. The following courses will be offered:

  General Education: 
    GE101:  Why the Toilet Seat Has Hinges 
    GE102:  Checkbook Balancing (formerly "Remedial Third Grade Arithmetic") 
    GE103:  How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One 
    GE104:  How to Parallel Park 
    GE105:  Why Going to the Bathroom is Not a Group Activity 
    GE106:  Road Maps and Other Crutches for Spineless Wimps 
    GE107:  Why a Bad Sports Telecast is Better Than a Good Soap Opera 

Home Economics: HE101a: Over-Laundering - Why Clothing Wears Out Prematurely HE101b: Over-Vacuuming - Why Carpets Wear Out Prematurely HE101c: Over-Dusting - Why Furniture Wears Out Prematurely HE101d: Over-Washing - Why Dishes Wear Out Prematurely HE102: How to Avoid Spending Money You Don't Have (formerly "How to Cut Credit Cards in Half") HE103: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")

Interpersonal Relationships: IR101: How to Say "No" With Kindness and Appreciation IR102: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching Roller Derby IR103: Submission - a Biblical Perspective (prereq: SE101a or b) IR104: Marriage - The Number One Cause of Divorce IR105: Preposterous Mood Swings (PMS) (formerly "Keeping Your Personal Problems from Ruining Everyone Else's Life Too") IR106: Understanding Men's Revulsion to Tampon Commercials (formerly called "We Know What That Little 'Plastic Applicator' is REALLY For!")

Sex Education: SE101a: How to Say "Yes" SE101b: How to Say "No" But Mean "Yes" SE102: Sex - It's Not Just for Breakfast Anymore SE103: Who Belongs on Top and Why SE104: Lingerie - The Gift that Keeps On Giving SE105: Sexual Alternatives for "That Time of the Month" (formerly titled "Any Old Port in a Storm") SE106: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)

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