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Seminars for Women ... [rec.humor.funny]

Seminars for Women ... (232)


Once again, the male staff will be offering courses to women of all marital status. Please note, homework is mandatory. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is not mandatory.

  1. Combatting the Impulse to Nag
  2. You Can Change the Oil Too
  3. PMS - Learning to Sleep Over at Mother's
  4. How to Fill a Beer Mug
  5. We do not want Stationary for Christmas - PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERTHINGS
  6. Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
  7. How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
  8. Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone Other Than Him to Boss Around
  9. How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
  10. Get a Life - Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
  11. Balancing a Checkbook - Even You Can Get it Right
  12. You, the Whining Sex
  13. Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
  14. How to Stay Awake During Sex
  15. Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
  16. Shopping - Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
  17. #101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
  18. #102 It's OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
  19. If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
  20. How to Close the Garage Door
  21. If You Don't Want an Excuse, Don't Demand an Explanation
  22. Payday and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
  23. How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
  24. Living Without Power Windows - How to Turn a Crank
  25. Romanticism - The Whole Point of Caviar, Candles, and Conversation
  26. How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
  27. Putting On Something Sexy - Why it Won't Ruin Your Brain
  28. How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
  29. You Too Can Carry a Backpack
  30. Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who Complain About You the Most
  31. Apologizing for Farting When You're On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
  32. The Attainable Goal - Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
  33. Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel

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