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You really should be there ...

major@nsaper.dialix.oz.au
(smirk)

For christmas, I got a book entitled "Court In The Act: Humorous Moments From Australian Courts" [1] by Beverley Tait, a former court reporter; it is full of wonderful gems like this:


Nervous prospective juror: Judge, I would like to be excused from the jury because my wife is about to become pregnant.

Counsel: Your Honour, he does not mean his wife is about to become pregnant; he means that she is about to deliver.

His Honour: He is excused. In either event, he should be present.


Major

[1] The Federation Press; Sydney, Australia; ISBN 1 86287 100 0


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