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I got this from Alon Efrat at the Technion, Isarel.


Why God Never Received Tenure at the University
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1. Because He had only one major publication.
2. And it was in Hebrew.
3. And it had no references.
4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. And some even doubt He wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that He created the world but what has He published/done
   since ?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to repeat
   His results.

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