A couple of Vietnam War buddies are driving along a road, somewhere in Georgia, when they come across a sign that reads: "We'll give you $1000 for every inch, over a foot, that your doo-dads are from the end of your big thing." So, one of the pair turns to the other one and informs his friend that he wants to enter the contest. So they pull off the road and enter the bar. Man: I saw your sign and I want to enter your contest. Waitress: OK, would you come out back with me, please? They go out back, and, on her request, he lays out his "big thing" on the table. Waitress: That's a rather large thing you have there, but where are your doo-dads? Man: Saigon.
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