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Standard Usenet Reply Form (John Lundberg)
(usenet, smirk, original)

To  :_________________________

I have read your recent post concerning_________________________
posted to _____________________.   I regret that due to severe time
constraints I am unable to respond to your posting directly.  However,
I would like to advise you that I believe that your posting:

__contains an unacceptable    ____logic
  number of errors in:        ____fact

__is based on stereotypes of: ____race, ethnic, national origin
                              ____gender differences
                              ____sexual orientation / preferences
                              ____employer and/or school affiliations
                              ____religious affiliation/non-affiliation

__violates commonly-accepted  ____.signature size
  net standards concerning:   ____posting to world distribution subjects
                                  not of general interest
                              ____posting elementary technical questions
                                  which should be resolved at local site
                              ____limiting postings to appropriate groups
                              ____editing of quoted material
                              ____posting of copyrighted material

__is uninteresting because it ____contains hackneyed expressions
                              ____contains outright stupidities
                              ____is inherently self-contradictory
                              ____reflects inadequate intellectual
                                  development or maturity
                              ____reiterates points made better by others
                              ____is a gratuitous attack on an obvious

__contains inane offers to    ____SAT scores
  make comparisons with other ____genital size
  readers concerning:         ____frequency of sexual activity
                              ____age at first exposure to computers
                              ____knowledge of obscure technical
                                  information not of general interest

__reflects serious mis-       ____the basic functioning of USENET
  understandings concerning:  ____your role in the functioning of USENET
                              ____other's interest in what you do or don't do
                              ____the nature of sarcasm or satire
                                  or humor in general


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