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Just like a Baby
(sexual, smirk)

(Heard it from my brother.  I think he heard it from a Baptist preacher!)

A guy runs into this girl at a bar.  After a few drinks and a little
dancing, they decide that they're going to end up spending the night
together.  In the car on the way back to his house, she looks at him
guiltily and says, "I have a confession to make."  "This bra that I'm
wearing," she continues, "well, its padded."  He quickly responds, "thats
ok, it doesn't matter."  "Its really padded," she adds.  "I'm flat
as a baby," she explains, "there's, like, nothing there."  "I guess
thats ok," he follows, "I have a confession to make as well."  After
a moment he continues, "I'm, sorta, well, hung like a baby."  She
ponders a moment and agrees that it really doesn't matter, and that
they're both going to have fun anyway.

When they arrive at his house, they go into the bedroom and begin
undressing.  Sure enough, she removes her bra and she's so flat that you
can see her ribs.  He smiles at her, takes his pants off, and the damn
thing hits the floor!   "What!" she exclaims, "I thought that you said
you were hung like a baby!"  "I am," he replied, "8 pounds, 24 inches!"
R. Allen Gwinn, Jr.
Associate Director, Computing Services, BIC
Southern Methodist University, Dallas, TX

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