(I tried mailing this about a month ago, but never got an auto-response from your daemen, so here it goes again....) SOURCE: original WARNING: some people might find this a bit (a lot) offensive. Twelve opening lines never to use when trying to pick up women in a bar: 1. Hello there, beautiful. I hope that's not a sanitary napkin poking out of your purse. 2. Excuse me, are you on the pill? 3. Hi there. Do you swallow? 4. Jeez, these hemmhoroids are killing me. What do you say me and you go for a little stroll? 5. Wow! Are those real? 6. Phew! Are you in the "mood", or did you forget to shower this morning? 7. Ever had sex at the zoo? Really? How about with a human being? 8. Ho-o-o-r-r-k! Jeez, I've had this hair in my throat for over a week now. 9 . Thanks, no beer nuts for me, those sores in my mouth are back again. 10. What do you say we go back to my place and see which one of us has more zits on our butts! 11. I'm just getting over a rough divorce. Ya, I found out that she'd been sleeping with this bisexual Haitian drug addict for the last three years...really broke my heart. 12. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
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