A sales manager for a large company goes to a neighboring city for an important sale. Upon making the sale, a very lucrative contract for which he gets reqarded handsomely, he decides to celebrate with a blowjob. On the way into his hotel he stops and asks the doorman where he might obtain such a diversion. The hotel doorman tells him, "Dial 42 on your room phone". When the salesman gets to his room he immediately dials 42, a female voice answers and he voices his request and his room number. A few minutes later there is a knock on the door. He opens the door to find the most luscious blonde that he's ever seen. He invites the hooker in and asks the price for a blowjob. "$800", replies the hooker. "$800!!!", replies the salesman, "That's outrageous!" "Come here", says the blonde as she opens the curtains to his room. "See that Porsche down there by the curb"?, the hooker asks. "That car cost me almost $100,000, and I was able to buy it by giving the best blowjobs around". "Well...", says the salesman, "That is a very expensive car, you must be worth it". The salesman gets his blowjob and it is the absolute best that he has ever had, well worth the $800. A couple of months later the salesman is in the same city and again decides that he desrves a reward. He dials 42 on his room phone and a few minutes later the hooker is at his door. He explains that this time he wants anal sex and asks if the hooker is any good at it. The hooker goes to the window, draws back the curtain and points across the street at a shopping mall. "Do you see that cute boutique over there?", "Well I was able to purchase that boutique in that upscale mall by offering the best anal sex around, and it'll cost you $1200". The salesman is taken aback by the price but remembers the blowjob and agrees to the price. He is not dissapointed. A few months pass and the sales is again in the city. The account that he is servicing just grew trendously and he decides to call 'ol 42 again. The hooker shows up at the hotel room and the salesman says, "This time I would like to have just some straight fucking, what's it going to cost me?" The hooker walks over to the window, draws the curtain, points down the block at a multi story skyscraper and says, "If I had a pussy, I would own that building".
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