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Unravelling of the mysteries of the Northern lights!

Aurora Borealis revealed!
 
After reading too much about flat-panel plasma displays, I received a
divine revelation telling me the purpose of the shimmering curtains of 
light in the Northern skies: It's a planetary terminal (but, luckily, 
not the console).

With the knowledge of the revelation I was able to reinterpret the 
patterns, and saw this:

 

$
	Out of space - device(china)
	Out of space - device(china)
	Out of space - device(china)
su -
Password:
#shutdown -y -g1y
Not on console
#reboot
Not on console
#df /dev/asia

	(/dev/asia      ):        89 blocks:            0 i-nodes
#rm -r /usr/acct/ussr
#df /dev/asia

	(/dev/asia      ):    257349 blocks:         8437 i-nodes
#^d
$
 
 
We came pretty close that time.
--
 
Giles Morris		Unisys, McLean VA

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