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Pee-Wee's Pee Wee Digest

funny-request@looking.on.ca
(topical, sexual, chuckle)

Here is the first digest of jokes about Pee-Wee Herman's arrest for indecent exposure in a porn theatre....


jim@bnr-rsc.UUCP (Jim Somerville)

Due to all his new-found publicity, rumor has it that Pee-Wee Herman is scheduled to host a new TV show this fall.

The DiVinyls have been signed to do the theme music.


gillum@ecn.purdue.edu (Timothy A Gillum)

I heard this through friends who said it was originally from Bob and Tom, WFBQ-FM, Indianapolis:

Did you hear about the new Pee-wee Herman doll?

It pulls its own string.


Paul Reubens [rec.humor.funny]

Paul Reubens

miller@sctc.com (Steven M. Miller)

Did you hear that Paul Reubens declined representation?

He figures he can get himself off.


The local Denny's is offering the Paul Reuben special;

Order any sandwich, but you have to hold the pickle.


Pee-Wee's Brush with the law [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's Brush with the law

JIMDEAN@bnr.ca (J.A.)

Original by me, but I expect you'll get a lot of these:

Thanks to the publicity surrounding recent events, a Sarasota, FL, adult theatre will change its name to:

Pee-Wee's Playhouse.


Sale on Pee-Wee Playhouse Clothing for Children [rec.humor.funny]

Sale on Pee-Wee Playhouse Clothing for Children

dbw@crash.cts.com (David B. Whiteman)

I understand that the Pee-Wee line of clothing is discounted now in the stores: In fact Pee-Wee's pants are half off.


Pee-Wee's Next Movie [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's Next Movie

jbtubman@arcsun.arc.ab.ca (Jim Tubman)

Pee-Wee Herman has just announced plans for his next movie: "Pee-Wee's Big-House Adventure."


Pee-Wee's new adventure [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's new adventure

brister@pa.dec.com (James A. Brister)

Paul Reubens (aka Pee-Wee Herman) is comencing a new project. A one man play called "Pee-Wee Herman is Spanky of Our Gang."

The play will be produced off Broadway (Times Square, to be exact). Raincoats will be provided to the audience.


Puzzling evidence [rec.humor.funny]

Puzzling evidence

ted@zodanga.mitre.org (Ted Ede)

Heard at my mom's office:

Officials in the Pee-Wee Herman case have decided to drop charges.

They state that the evidence is unlikely to stand up in court.


Pee-Wee Big Top [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee Big Top

mhr@ccicpg.UUCP (Mark Hull-Richter)

One of the news announcers out here (on KBIG) was reading the story regarding Mr. Rubens' adventures in Florida. His rendition went something like this:

Pee-Wee Herman was arrested last night coming out of a porn theatre in Sarasota, Florida. It seems he was caught, um, shall we say, buttering his own popcorn.

Gives a whole new meaning to Big Top Pee-Wee.


Pee-Wee Herman [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee Herman

Allan.Meers@ebay.sun.com (Allan Meers - Sun Education/Professional Services)

From David Letterman

One thing you can say for Pee-Wee Herman-- at least he wasn't talking during the movie.


Pee-Wee's Headlines [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's Headlines

bellas@ttidca.tti.com (Pete Bellas)

The top 5 Newspaper Headlines about the Pee-Wee Incident:

Pee-Wee pulls wee wee in Miami

Pee-Wee to star in remake of "The Jerk"

Pee-Wee yanks wee wee, CBS yanks Pee-Wee

Pee-Wee announced as new spokesman for Wang

Florida gets display of Reuben's Nudes.


Yet More Pee-Wee Abuse [rec.humor.funny]

Yet More Pee-Wee Abuse

c491153%umcvmb.bitnet@utcs.utoronto.ca (John Schultz)

This is an original...

Q: Do you know who Pee-Wee's insurance company is?

A: All-State, the good-hands people...


Pee-Wee's favorite teams [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's favorite teams

bowe@osf.org

Heard from my brother, Chooch (Charles)...

Q: What are Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball teams?

A: The Expos and the Yanks.


Pee-Wee's death [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's death

MLONG@uconnvm.uconn.edu (Mike Long)

Pee-Wee Herman is dead! Doctors suspect a massive stroke!


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