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Pee-Wee's Pee Wee Digest
(topical, sexual, chuckle)

Here is the first digest of jokes about Pee-Wee Herman's arrest for indecent exposure in a porn theatre....

jim@bnr-rsc.UUCP (Jim Somerville)

Due to all his new-found publicity, rumor has it that Pee-Wee Herman is scheduled to host a new TV show this fall.

The DiVinyls have been signed to do the theme music. (Timothy A Gillum)

I heard this through friends who said it was originally from Bob and Tom, WFBQ-FM, Indianapolis:

Did you hear about the new Pee-wee Herman doll?

It pulls its own string.

Paul Reubens [rec.humor.funny]

Paul Reubens (Steven M. Miller)

Did you hear that Paul Reubens declined representation?

He figures he can get himself off.

The local Denny's is offering the Paul Reuben special;

Order any sandwich, but you have to hold the pickle.

Pee-Wee's Brush with the law [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's Brush with the law (J.A.)

Original by me, but I expect you'll get a lot of these:

Thanks to the publicity surrounding recent events, a Sarasota, FL, adult theatre will change its name to:

Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

Sale on Pee-Wee Playhouse Clothing for Children [rec.humor.funny]

Sale on Pee-Wee Playhouse Clothing for Children (David B. Whiteman)

I understand that the Pee-Wee line of clothing is discounted now in the stores: In fact Pee-Wee's pants are half off.

Pee-Wee's Next Movie [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's Next Movie (Jim Tubman)

Pee-Wee Herman has just announced plans for his next movie: "Pee-Wee's Big-House Adventure."

Pee-Wee's new adventure [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's new adventure (James A. Brister)

Paul Reubens (aka Pee-Wee Herman) is comencing a new project. A one man play called "Pee-Wee Herman is Spanky of Our Gang."

The play will be produced off Broadway (Times Square, to be exact). Raincoats will be provided to the audience.

Puzzling evidence [rec.humor.funny]

Puzzling evidence (Ted Ede)

Heard at my mom's office:

Officials in the Pee-Wee Herman case have decided to drop charges.

They state that the evidence is unlikely to stand up in court.

Pee-Wee Big Top [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee Big Top

mhr@ccicpg.UUCP (Mark Hull-Richter)

One of the news announcers out here (on KBIG) was reading the story regarding Mr. Rubens' adventures in Florida. His rendition went something like this:

Pee-Wee Herman was arrested last night coming out of a porn theatre in Sarasota, Florida. It seems he was caught, um, shall we say, buttering his own popcorn.

Gives a whole new meaning to Big Top Pee-Wee.

Pee-Wee Herman [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee Herman (Allan Meers - Sun Education/Professional Services)

From David Letterman

One thing you can say for Pee-Wee Herman-- at least he wasn't talking during the movie.

Pee-Wee's Headlines [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's Headlines (Pete Bellas)

The top 5 Newspaper Headlines about the Pee-Wee Incident:

Pee-Wee pulls wee wee in Miami

Pee-Wee to star in remake of "The Jerk"

Pee-Wee yanks wee wee, CBS yanks Pee-Wee

Pee-Wee announced as new spokesman for Wang

Florida gets display of Reuben's Nudes.

Yet More Pee-Wee Abuse [rec.humor.funny]

Yet More Pee-Wee Abuse (John Schultz)

This is an original...

Q: Do you know who Pee-Wee's insurance company is?

A: All-State, the good-hands people...

Pee-Wee's favorite teams [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's favorite teams

Heard from my brother, Chooch (Charles)...

Q: What are Pee-Wee Herman's favorite baseball teams?

A: The Expos and the Yanks.

Pee-Wee's death [rec.humor.funny]

Pee-Wee's death (Mike Long)

Pee-Wee Herman is dead! Doctors suspect a massive stroke!

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