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Another Dahmer Digest
(digest, sick, puns, topical)

The silly puns about Dahmer keep coming.  Not for those grossed out
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Subject: another Jeffrey Dahmer submission

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer looking for a new apartment?

Because he needed more elbow room.
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Subject: J. Dahmer joke not on your recent posting
From: (Dale Hubler)

Here is on I heard from one of the local radio stations

The police asked Jeffrey Dahmer why he did it and he replied, "Well,
a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a manwich is a meal."

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Subject: Two more Jeffrey Dahmer jokes
From: UNCPEW@unc.bitnet (Penny Ward)

These were printed in the Raleigh News & Observer the week of

Jeffrey Dahmer is renting out his old apartment.  The apartment
comes with roommates--some assembly required.

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Subject: Body parts
From: (Henry Lowendorf)

This is original:

Jeffrey Dahmer made the mistake of putting them into the refrigerator.

If he'd thrown them into a mass grave in the Iraqi desert, he'd be
a hero.

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Subject: new name
From: (Billy Hum)

Heard floating around the office:

Did you hear they renamed Milwaukee?

It's now called Hackensack

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Subject: Dahmer and a praying mantis
From: (Thomas D Esh)

This is original.

How are Jeffery Dahmer and a praying mantis alike?

They both eat their dates.

Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: (Bob Church)
Subject: Last rites.
Keywords: sick, smirk

If Jeffrey Dalmer, the admitted killer and cannibal, is sentenced to
death it could create a very awkward position for the prison.  
After all, condemned prisoners are traditionally given the last meal of 
their choice.

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