This one came from the L.A. Reader via a circuitous route (saw it quoted in New Scientist):
U.C. Davis graduate student Anne Perkins on her study of sexuality in sheep:
"It is very difficult to look at the possibility of lesbian sheep because if you are a female sheep, what you do to solicit sex is to stand still. Maybe there is a female sheep out there really wanting another female, but there's just no way for us to know it."
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