Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. Said he: Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table. She did, whereupon the doctor put on rubber gloves and began to massage her "private parts." After a couple of minutes he asked: How does that feel? Wonderful, she replied, but the discharge is from the ear.
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