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A high school history teacher is giving a pop quiz to her class: "Who said 'Give me liberty, or give me death'?" Akito, the class wit, stands politely and replies "Patrick Henry, 1776" "Very Ggood, Akito! Now who said 'We shall have peace with honor'?" Again, Akito rises. "Richard Nixon, 1975." "Very good, again, Akito. Class, don't you feel just a little uncomfortable knowing that this Japanese child, of immigrant parents, knows so much about US history?" From the back of the room comes a cry: "Screw the Japanese!" "Harry S. Truman, 1945." -- Another joke from Ted Allen
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