If anyone has ever watched Nickelodean, they certainly must have seen Mr. Wizard. This is a show where a grown-up man has children guest on his show, and shows the kids neat scientific tricks using things that they can understand. One of my friends at work was mocking him one day, and this is what he said : Mr. Wizard : "Have you ever seen the sun really close up, Bobby?" Bobby : "No, Mr. Wizard. What is it like?" Mr. Wizard : "Well, Bobby, just take a look at it through these binoculars!" (*POOF!*) Bobby : "Gee Mr. Wizard! That was neat! I can't see a thing! In fact, I think I'm blind! Incredible!" Mr. Wizard : "Yes, your blindness is caused by the extreme brightness of the sun, and when amplified by these binoculars, your were blinded instantaniuosly." Suzy : "Gee! Can I try, Mr. Wizard?" Mr. Wizard : "I don't thing so, Suzy, only boys should look at the sun through binoculars!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)