Best of Jokes Current Jokes RHF Home Search Sponsor RHF?
Fun Stuff & Jokes
Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Camel won't drink.

Dave Gomberg
(scatolgoical, smirk, national stereotypes)

Source:  Son told it to me, he is Israeli.

Two Irishmen, Abdul and Mohammed, are driving their camel across the desert.
At the last two oases, the camel has refused to drink, and is now quite dry.
They fear he will die of dehydration.   They reach one more oasis, and after
Abdul and Mohammed have slacked their thirst, they start to work on getting
the camel to drink.  No amount of urging, cursing, or beating the camel with
sticks will get him to drink the water.

Finally, in desperation, Mohammed tells Abdul: "We will force him to drink.
I will grab his ears and push his head down into the water.  Meanwhile, you
go around the back and suck.'  Abdul agrees, and they begin the plan.  After
several minutes have passed, Mohammed asks Abdul: "How are things coming back
there?"  Abdul replies: "I think you have his head too low, all I am getting
is mud!"

(From the "Rest" of RHF)

Previous | RHF Joke Archives | Next

Best of Jokes | Current Jokes | RHF Home | Search

Get The Internet Jokebook
Featuring the very best of on dead trees.