Recently an episode of the LWT series BREAD contained the following exchange:
Man #1: Well I didn't want Julie to get pregnant and Julie didn't want to get pregnant!
Man #2: I suppose if you don't want to get wet, you don't go in the water...
Man #1: But what if you only want to paddle?
Man #2: Then you wear your wellies.
(NB. Wellington Boots are knee-length rubber boots, if cross-culturality is a problem.)
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