Football Players in the Mist (1990, PG)
Robert Redford plays a man who learns to live among a group of college athletes in their natural locker-room habitat and to converse with them in their own primitive language. He struggles desperately to keep these intelligent creatures from being hunted to extinction by NCAA academic requirements, until his own career is tragically ended by predatory lawyers in a recruitment scandal.
(My mom is responsible for the basic idea.)
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