Why does John Elway have to eat his Wheaties out of a plate? Because he chokes at a bowl.
We should have sent Elway to invade Panama; if anyone could have overthrown Noriega, it's Elway.
The real score of the game was not 55-10, but 55-31. The Broncos hung around after the game and managed to put a few more points on the board. (this was rumored to have been told on Letterman...)