The woman was on the verge of death. She asked her seven children to leave the room, and she was left alone with her husband. She said: "I have something to confess..." "Yes?" "You know our seventh child, little Joe?..." "His not *mine*?!..." "No, he is yours." -- Mr. Tuna Ertemalp
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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