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[Ed: Warning--a little bit sick.]

I just saw the latest bulletin from the California DOT (Dept. of Transportation for the uninitiated). The freeways are currently a mess, but there are some bright spots.

It turns out that it will be only a few days before they find something to fill the current gap in the SF-Oakland Bay Bridge (this is rather surprising to me; I didn't think they actually kept spare bridge sections lying around).

The section of I-880 in Oakland is, however, going to take quite a bit longer to fix. For now, they've settled for renumbering it to I-440.

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