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Pacifists don't always eschew violence

nelson@sun.soe.clarkson.edu (Russ Nelson)
(chuckle, true)

Taken from Quakers Are Funny! by Chuck Fager, Kimo Press, 1987:

One World War II Quaker conscientious objector had been a professional wrestler. Once when he and some other inmates of the Coshocton CPS camp in Ohio made a trip into town, they were hassled about their pacifism by some local youths, who insisted that only force could change the German's views.

In response, the ex-wrestler took off his coat, challenged one of the local boys to a match, and promptly threw the townie across the room. He then asked the youth, "Now do you believe that force won't change people's views?"

"Heck no!" the local boy hollered back.

"That's exactly my point," said the Quaker, who put on his coat and left.


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