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The Marshmallow of the 23rd Century

strob@daedalus.ucsf.EDU (Steve Robert)
UCSF
(true, smirk)

I'm not making this up. This is almost as good as the "Nintendo Cereal System." Everything after this sentence is quoted from a coupon offer in the San Francisco Chronicle of Sunday June 25, 1989 from Kraft foods and referencing a copyright of Paramount Pictures Corporation.

Get your One-of-a-Kind

Star Trek V (the final frontier)

Kraft Marshmallow Dispenser

Experience the 23rd century with a one-of-a-kind, futuristic marshmallow dispenser. It holds up to four KRAFT Jet-Puffed Marshmallows. Its dual action lever opens and dispenses the marshmallows in a single motion. The dispenser also comes with a durable plastic fork and spoon, making it ideal for camping trips. It can be clipped to a belt or almost anything.

The official marshmallow of the Starship U.S.S. Enterprise.(TM)


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