Comment on the Ayatollah's funeral in Tehran (wherein the corpse of the dead religious leader was apparently tossed to the ground by frenzied mourners trying to get a piece of his burial shroud to keep as a relic:
"It was a dignified affair, by Iranian standards."
(from Steve Hanson, DJ on Pittsburgh's WMYG)
Q: What's the difference between an Iranian funeral and an English soccer match?
A: They sell beer at an English soccer match.
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