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3-time losers

steven@uts.amdahl.com (Fearless Leader)
(chuckle, topical)

<Told to me about 12 years ago>

Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser?

A: A pregnant whore driving an Edsel with a "Nixon for President" bumper sticker on it.

<In Herb Caen's column (San Francisco Chronicle, 03/17/89)>

Q: What's the definition of a three-time loser?

A: An Eastern Airlines pilot who owns apple orchards in Chile.


Steven Swinkels

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