Originally told to me by my strange friend Erik Waahlin. Two elderly ladies at the greengrocers are carefully selecting what to purchase. One of them holds up a tremendously large carrot and exclaims to her companion: -Wilma, this one's just like my husband's. -But Edna, my dear. You mean it's really that huge? -No Wilma, but just as dirty.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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