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Gets(3) vs. Goetz

Flounder@cup.portal.com
(original, computer, chuckle)

Title: gets(3) vs. Goetz
...and, yes, embarrassing as it may sound, I am the author.
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Heard on a rsh in New York City late one night:

gets(3): Got a buffer?
Goetz: Leave me alone!
gets(3): I can fill your buffer for you, man!
Goetz: You lowlife scum!  You just want to write all over my stack space!
       Well, take this! [Pulls out a 286 caliber shell process]
gets(3): No!  NO!  I can be used safe-- [rm! rm!] aaaaiiieeee! plop

See comp.lang.c for further details!
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Paul Floriani
Flounder@cup.portal.com

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