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I found this in misc.consumers.house: From: rayd@laidbak.UUCP (Ray Dueland) Subject: Re: Precautions during long absence from home Date: 20 Nov 88 05:24:56 GMT I've found a sure-fire way to give burglars the impression that I'm home - I leave my second car idling in the driveway while I'm gone. It only works for trips of four days or less, or else the car runs out of gas. During the summer months I sometimes put some groceries in the trunk and leave the lid open, giving the impression that "I just ran into the house." :-) Darin McGrew mcgrew@Sun.COM
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