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The King's Weapon

kohler@canisius.UUCP (Gregory Kohler)
Canisius College, Buffalo N.Y. 14208
(sexual, chuckle)

Okay...here it goes...


Once in a medieval times...there was a King who was getting sort of bored after
dinner one night.  He decided to hold a contest of who at the court had the
mightiest "weapon".  The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the
mightiest weapon...he pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it.
The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered...the women swooned...the children 
waved multi-colored banners...and the band played appropriate music.

Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped
his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The 
crowds cheered...the women swooned...the children waved multi-colored banners...
and the band played appropriate music.

After several more knights tried to prove their superiority...the King finally
spoke out. "I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and 
tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a thirty pound, but a 40 pound
weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered...the women 
swooned...the children waved multi-colored banners...and the band played
"God Save the Queen."

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