Seems two Polish guys had been saving their money for some time to take a rail tour around the various Republics. They find themselves on one train with two Russian nationals, and the conversation turns to complaints about the high price of the train tickets, especially when one (or in this case, two) are on a budget. The Russians remark that they have found a way to travel together on one ticket. The Polacks press them for details, and the reply is merely to wait and observe....soon the conductor appears at the rear of the next car, heading their way, and the two Russians spring from their chairs and duck into the lavatory together. The conductor reaches the lav, sees the OCCUPIED light on, and raps politely on the door. One ticket slides out under the door, the conductor validates it and slides it back under. The Polacks are in awe of the cleverness of the Russians. A few weeks later, on the return leg of their journey, the two Polacks happen to meet the two Russians on the train again, and thank them for the wonderful travel tip. The Russians reply that they have improved the scheme, and can now travel on NO ticket. Before the Polish guys can ask how, the conductor appears, and the Polish duo heads for the can. Immediately, one Russian gets up, knocks on the door, grabs the ticket and heads for the lavatory at the other end with his buddy. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Steven Swinkels
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