One day a Jewish boy asked his dad for 10 bucks.
His dad's reply: "8 bucks...whatta ya need 6 bucks for?!?"
So he says, "Ok. Have 3 bucks," pulls out 2 and asks for a buck change.
[Ed: Reportedly from Amy Lounsberry.]
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