Q: Did you hear about the new brand of tires - Firestein?
A: They not only stop on a dime, they pick it up.
This Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.
"For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee."
So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.
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