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Another comp.newprod reject?

jackm@devvax.Jpl.Nasa.Gov.UUCP (Jack Morrison)
Jet Propulsion Laboratory, Pasadena, CA.
(original, chuckle)

KnowWare, Inc. announces the following word processing products:

PAIR-O-DOCS - A split-screen basic text editor.

LINE-O-TYPE - A complete WYSIWYGLY Desktop Publishing system.

XY-MORON - A scientific document system, extremely easy-to-use.

WORD WAR I - Specialized editor for defense contractors.

LEFT WRITE - A TSR utility that remaps the keyboard for left-handed typists.

MAC-ULET (University Level Editing Tool) - Oriented to thesis writing.

YAYA (Yet Another YACC Alternative) - A first text editor for grammar schools.

LET US 123 - A basic mathematics teaching package.

All products will be shipping shortly. (We thought of the names already; how long could it take to write them?).

Also announcing a product to be available in the next quarter (century):

LASER TURBO HYPETEX II-PLUS - An object-oriented AI-based 5th-generation vaporware prototyping environment, including proprietary and patented Integrated Buzzword Manufacturing (IBM).

B.T.W., MAC and YACC are S.E.T. (Somebody Else's Trademarks).


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