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Future computing newspaper

robison@m.cs.uiuc.edu (Arch Robison)
(original, smirk)

Soon available at checkout counters everywhere:

*NATIONAL COMP SCI ENQUIRER*

EXCLUSIVE PHOTO: Turing machine with two heads!

STARTLING EVIDENCE: LISP came from Mars?

SHOCKING EXPOSE: Illegal core dumping in Lake Erie!

TRUE STORY: Man inverts singular matrix and lives to tell!

REVELATION: Top scientist discovers New Jersey on Karnaugh map!

OS SCANDAL: Unix and Ms. Dos found in love nest!

PSYCHIC PREDICTS: Fixed points will break again!

CIA SECRET: Proof of P=NP found in UFO!

ANALYSTS PANIC: Prime numbers missing from IEEE floating point?

SOFTWARE REVOLUTION: Marxists scheme classless Smalltalk!


- Arch D. Robison

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