Four southern belles were discussing their husbands one afternoon 1st Southern Belle: "Well, ah do declare, my husband is so good to me. He brings me diamonds near' every day of the week. I got a diamond ring for every finger." 2SB: "My My My" 3SB: "You know, my husbands is the same way. He brings me fur coats all the time. I got a whole closet full of fur coats." 2SB: "My My My" 4SB: "Mine too. He takes me on cruises and trips. I've been nearly everywhere on this whole blessed earth." 2SB: "My My My" (Nervous pause) 1SB to 2SB: "How does your husband treat you?" 2SB: "Oh, my husband is good to me too. He sent me off to finishin' school." (Nervous pause) 3SB to 2SB: "Finishin' school? What good is goin' to finishin' school?" 2SB: "Well, I used to say 'Fuck you, bitch', now I just say 'My My My.'"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)