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4 Southern Belles

bill@bcsfse.UUCP (Bill Sears)
(swearing, smirk)

    Four southern belles were discussing their husbands one afternoon

1st Southern Belle: "Well, ah do declare, my husband is so good to me.
    He brings me diamonds near' every day of the week.  I got a diamond
    ring for every finger."

2SB: "My My My"

3SB: "You know, my husbands is the same way.  He brings me fur coats
    all the time.  I got a whole closet full of fur coats."

2SB: "My My My"

4SB: "Mine too.  He takes me on cruises and trips.  I've been nearly
    everywhere on this whole blessed earth."

2SB: "My My My"

(Nervous pause)

1SB to 2SB: "How does your husband treat you?"

2SB: "Oh, my husband is good to me too.  He sent me off to finishin' school."

(Nervous pause)

3SB to 2SB: "Finishin' school?  What good is goin' to finishin' school?"

2SB: "Well, I used to say 'Fuck you, bitch', now I just say 'My My My.'"

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